The PM has just been asked what he and George Bush were chuckling about at the NATO summit here in Bucharest earlier today.
He insists they were discussing serious issues, not least the global economic crisis.
No laughing matter, surely?
Written by Jonathan Levy, 03 April 2008
"Yes, it's true, George. The dopes elected a Labour government because they thought we were the party for looking after the working classes :-)"
"No, Gordon - you're surely havin' a larf?"
When will this lousy and incompetent government realise that any single-figure inflation is no great shakes, but recession is a bloody disaster for everyone ?
Posted by: Trevor 7 Apr 2008 08:37:08
And theres me thinking they wanted [Barbie Girl] to enjoy [Aqua]...
Posted by: Khalid 4 Apr 2008 12:24:35
George:
I am available as a special advisor on middle east affairs at the end of January 2009.
Gordon:
That's good the job is yours.
I thought I would be on my own!
Posted by: Elizabeth Davies Cape Town 4 Apr 2008 12:07:32
George: "It's true, Obama is a muslim, and is looking forward to visit Britain."
Gordon: "Good, come during an election. I'm guarenteed his vote!"
Posted by: Fluffy, London, England 4 Apr 2008 10:11:31
There was a scene in the Simpsons where they travel to London and meet Tony Blair where Homer mistakes him for Mr Bean
Bush is probably making the same mistake as Homer as he has been briefed that people in this country refer to him now as Mr Bean
You can't blame him for making the mistake though, both are blundering idiots with rediculous rubber-esq faces who wear the same suit regardless of the situation and make a complete cock-up of everything that comes their way
He was probably asking if he arrived in his yellow mini
Posted by: Dave, Wirral 4 Apr 2008 10:06:56
Posted by: Victor, NW Kent 3 Apr 2008 17:45:35
Nice one Victor, but my view is that Gordon was saying "Not sure whether I prefer the devil I know, to the devil I don't". George in response, what the devil are you talking about Gordon?
Gordon: looks to the stars and say under his breath "Oh I give up!".
Posted by: Mike Simpson 4 Apr 2008 09:22:36
Jonathan,
George has probably said, " Give 'em one of your stunning smiles Browny, it'll make people think that we know what we're doing"!
Posted by: Merv. Beszant, Dubai 4 Apr 2008 07:56:50
Stick close to me Gordon, next to you I sound convincing.
Posted by: Sid in Gateshead 3 Apr 2008 21:19:57
Subprime problem ? Guess what George we get the Uk taxpayers to pay for my second home and I can keep all the profit when I sell it..
Posted by: Mike, Spain 3 Apr 2008 19:20:46
THATS! Who McBrown clearly reminds me of in the picture above!
The Joker!
Is that so true!!!
ROFL!
Posted by: T. England 3 Apr 2008 18:56:24
"Hey look, Prudence - they reckon there's someone even less popular than us. But who the Sam Hill is Heather Mills ?"
Posted by: Trevor 3 Apr 2008 18:50:34
"George, like you I've been proven to be a political ditherer and economic incompetent, so what did YOU do next?
"Tony, I learned to use a stupid 'idiot boy' grin. People choose not to attack the afflicted...have a try"
"Err George, I'm Gordon"
"Tomayto, Tomato..grin boy, that's it - you've been one of us all along!"
Posted by: John (Northumberland) 3 Apr 2008 18:10:07
George was saying "After January it won't be my problem anymore but you have another two years in which to suffer".
Posted by: Victor, NW Kent 3 Apr 2008 17:45:35